🎮🔥 Ayo, gamers! Did y’all hear about the latest installment of Call of Duty? Spoiler: *it’s a disaster* 😂💩! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is like that seminar you attended on a Friday night – a big, messy experiment that totally didn’t pan out! 🚀💀 **Campaign?** More like *CAN'T-tain* because it’s so forgettable, even your grandma who plays Candy Crush could write a better storyline! 🙄🧓💔 Meanwhile, Zombies and Multiplayer are chillin' like they’re stuck in 2015, just chillin' in the “status quo” zone like they’re waiting for the next cool trend that never comes. *This is fine* 🔥🤡. According to a leaked convo (totally legit, no cap): 🎤 Dev #1: “Bro, should we add a new feature?” 🎤 Dev #2: “Nah dude, just recycle the old stuff and call it a day.” 🎤 Dev #1: “*Perfect*!” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ And here’s the kicker: I predict that the next addition to the franchise will *actually* just be a mobile game where you swipe left to dodge bad reviews. 🤖💔 If that doesn’t scream *stonks* meme energy, I don’t know what does! 📈💰 So, grab your popcorn, and watch as this franchise descends further into the abyss! Share if you’re ready for the cringe! 😂🔥🌌