🎮🔥🍕 BREAKING: Call of Duty Black Ops 7 Beta Dates Have Dropped and It’s Gonna Be WILDER than that last "family dinner" your mom forced you into! 😱💀 So, you wanna hop into that spicy *Call of Duty* action but you’re stuck like a noob in a lobby full of try-hards? Fret not, fam! Here’s the tea 🍵: there are two flavors of beta access—one for the OGs with Game Pass 💸 and another for the high-rollers who slap down cash like they’re buying a PS5 from a scalper. Stonks, amirite? 💰📈 Developer Bob, who definitely doesn’t exist, says, “We’re basically taking your money twice—once for Game Pass and again for preorder. But hey, who doesn’t love a good money pit?” 🤡🤑 And let’s be real, you’ll still lag harder than your grandma trying to open a TikTok account. 😳💀 **Drake points to you in the back**: “This is not it, chief!” 👀 😳 And here's a wild prediction for you: instead of releasing a new map, they’ll just repackage *Warzone* with different skins and call it innovation. *Epic facepalm*. 🤦‍♂️💯 Get ready to rage, folks, because betas are here and so is the chaos! Let’s GO! 🚀🔥✌️