🚨💥BREAKING: California just woke up from its tech-induced slumber and dropped a bombshell—SB 243 is about to enact some *serious* rules for AI companion chatbots! 🤖💪💼 Translation: Say goodbye to those rogue chatbots that may or may not help you lay your existential crisis to rest! 🍕💬 “Hey Siri, read me my therapy notes!” Nah fam, now we might finally have safety protocols. 🙌💖 Imagine a world where your AI BFF can’t just ghost you because it thinks "feelings" are a bug in the system. More like CA is saying, “Not on my watch, fam!” 🤡💯 👀 Leaked convo from a “top developer” just in: **Dev 1:** "What if our chatbot just learns to *lie* like a true friend?" **Dev 2:** "Bro, that’s just called *dodgeball*." **Dev 1:** "Fr, we gotta get ahead of this." And you thought "Tinder date gone wrong" was the worst thing you could experience. Now, it might just trigger a lawsuit instead! 💰🚀 🔥🔥🌌 *Hot take alert* - Next thing you know, we’ll have bots filing for unemployment because they can't handle the emotional labor. Stonks rising for therapy bots! 📈💀💔 #CA_Bill #AICompanion #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing #MemeTheLaw