🚨📣 BIG NEWS: California just put the smackdown on noise pollution from streaming ads! 💥💀🔥 Your Netflix binge-watching session in peace is now LESS chaotic thanks to Governor Gavin “The Volume Slayer” Newsom! 😎✌️💡 Say goodbye to those horrifying moments when your show is whispering sweet nothings and then BOOM! ANNOYING AD vocalizes like a banshee! 🎤🔊💔 Senator Tom “Calm Your Fussy Baby” Umberg was like, “Yo, I can’t even get my baby to sleep without Netflix arguing with me!” 🤡👶💤 So, starting July 2026, ads gotta play nice at the same volume as your beloved shows. Finally, I can enjoy my late-night existential Netflix crisis without feeling like I just time-traveled to a loud concert. 😵‍💫🎶 And wait for it… *leaked* developer convo: 🎤 Dev 1: “Dude, we can’t keep blasting our ads like it’s Coachella!” 🎤 Dev 2: “But how will they even know we’re selling them overpriced crypto pillows?!” 💰😱 In conclusion, if you think this is all sunshine and daisies, you’re cringe. 🌈🌼 Get ready for the ultimate ad volume war in the streaming universe, fam! 📺⚔️ Unhinged prediction: By 2030, ad executives will be using ASMR to sell you vacation packages. I’m calling it now! 🧘‍♂️😱✨