🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Cadence Design is getting the boot from the tech prom! 👠💥 After doing the cha-cha with some shifty Chinese military university 💣, they’re about to fork over a staggering $140 million 💸 because, apparently, selling chip designs to the military is a “no-no” 🤡. Q: "Why did Cadence cross the road? 🤔" A: "To sell chips on the other side … to the MILITARY!" 🤷‍♂️💀 This is fine. Imagine being the guy in the back of the boardroom going, "Bro, wouldn't it be sick if we helped a military university look like a PowerPoint presentation turned into a missile?" 😂🚀🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “They said, ‘Dude, it’s just a chip design. What’s the worst that could happen?’” *Cue Wayne’s World meme* 🤦‍♂️✨ Now everyone’s flipping tables like, “STONKS?” 📈💥 or more like… *CRINGE* 😬! As much as we love a good military-industrial complex meme, I predict Cadence's next big thing is developing a line of military-grade baby toys. 🔮👶💰 Don't @ me! 😈 Share this chaos with your friends! The future of tech is B O O M! 💥⚔️