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“Cable bills got us all like 😩💸 Is your WiFi a luxury yacht too? 🛥️ #CrisisMode #NoCap”

June 26, 2025
about 2 months ago
ZDNet
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🚨📺💀 *BREAKING NEWS: CABLE COMPANIES ARE ROBBING US FOR OUR COFFEE MONEY* 💸🍵 So, apparently, we’re all out here paying more for cable and internet than my grandma pays for her bingo nights! 😱 According to a J.D. Power report (which I'm pretty sure was just a live stream of everyone screaming into the void), we're basically financing the yacht collection of CEOs while drowning in bills. This is fine. 😩🔥 🎉 But hold up, *there are some bright spots*! Like when your Wi-Fi’s like, “I can’t do that” 🤷‍♂️✋. You know what I mean? ‘Cause when you’re trying to stream the latest Netflix drama and it buffers harder than my soul during a Monday morning meeting! 🚀 And in a totally *not leaked* conversation I just made up: 🎤 Developer 1: "Our connection speed is the best!" 🎤 Developer 2: "Yeah, if you ignore the fact that it lags like an 8-year-old on dial-up while trying to play Fortnite!" Look folks, unless you wanna pay stonks 💰💹 for premium buffering, it's about to get real chaotic. I predict in 2024, we’ll be trading our souls for fast internet, no cap! 😈💥 Share this if you’ve ever felt like a wired potato! 🥔✨

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#cable#internet#streaming#J.D. Power#pricing
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