🚨💰 *BREAKING: THE GLAMOUR OF FRAUD IN FASHION* 💰🚨 So… remember when that startup CaaStle was gonna save the world one thread at a time? Well, plot twist! Ex-CEO Christine Hunsicker has been charged with defrauding investors out of more than $300 MILLION! 💸💸 That’s not a fashion statement; that’s a full-blown crime spree in stilettos! 👠💥 Imagine it like this: Christine just playing Tetris with cash 💵 while saying “It’s fine, everything’s fine” 🔥🔥 in a meme-worthy ‘This is fine’ dog suit. Like, fr fr, how do you even get away with that for SIX years? Someone was clearly watching too many episodes of *How To Get Away With Fraud* instead of actually running a business! 😂 Sources say she was overheard saying: “Investors love shiny things, right? So let’s give them some glitter AND smoke!” 💨💎 Meanwhile, the investors be like “Stonks? Nah, more like *no-stonks*!*” 🤡🤣 As for the future? I predict we’ll soon need a new fashion week just for startup fraudsters. Get ready for the “CaaStle of Lies” runway show coming to a mall near you! 🚀🙌 Stay woke, team. The fashion industry is about to drop more shades than a discount warehouse! And remember, *always read the fine print*... or just don’t invest in a company that sounds like a secretive sorcery organization! 🔮💀💼