🚨💥 CALIFORNIA GOES FULL “NOPE” ON CANCEL FEES! 💥🚨 That’s right, fam! 🎉 California just served notice to all those predatory cancellation fees that they’re about as welcome as a pop-up ad for diet pills at 3 AM! 😤💸 Gov. Gavin Newsom just inked Assembly Bill 483 because let’s be real: getting charged a hefty fee for bailing on a contract should come with a side of *“Hell no!”* 🚫🤡 Imagine signing up for a service, thinking you’re doing the adult thing, then BOOM! You’re slapped with fees that make your poor wallet scream, “Why?! No cap, it’s giving *THIS IS FINE* vibes! 🐶🔥 Developers are reportedly saying: 🗣️ "We thought fees were the new stonks, but now we just have to make our clauses less predatory. #RIP my bonus!" 💀 Honestly? It’s about time someone punched cancel fees in their overpriced wallets! 📉🤑 With this bill, consumers can finally compare services without feeling like they’ve entered a game of emotional Russian roulette! 🎰🤪 But hold on to your keyboards, because my hot take is: in 5 years, all services will be subscription-based and will only let you cancel if you win a game of chess against a chatbot. 🤖♟️ So, learn those moves, my friends! *Share this with someone who's ever had a contract regret! 💔👇*