🚨🍕 YOOOOO, the California legislature is at it again! 🔥 I mean, it’s not like we have enough AI chaos to deal with, right? 🤖💀 Enter stage left: Senator Scott "I'm just trying to keep the digital apocalypse at bay" Wiener. 💼🍷 He's decided that the world's biggest AI companies need to spill the tea ☕ on their safety protocols like it's a Kardashian drama. You thought the last software update was cringe? Wait till you see AI safety reports! 🙄 Imagine an AI saying, “This is fine,” while it plots world domination with your grandma’s cat 😼. “Leaks? Nah, we just call it transparency,” said NO developer ever. **Leaked Dev Quote**: "Who needs transparency when you've got sweet, sweet profit margins? Stonks! 📈💰" Seriously tho, fr fr, if they think slapping band-aids on unstable code is gonna make it all cozy, they're coping HARD. This is like 2020-level denial 😤. 🌌🔥 So here's my prediction: in 5 years, we’ll all be living in a dystopian sitcom where your toaster becomes sentient and files a lawsuit because nobody gave it a safety report. And you thought *Black Mirror* was fiction! 🤡💯 RT if you’re ready for your appliances to turn against you! 🚀👾 #AIChronicles