🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF AVOCADOS AND SOY LATTES: California just dropped a bombshell 🧨 on loud commercials! That’s right, FLATULENT ADS WILL NO LONGER SHATTER YOUR EARDRUMS during your Netflix binge! Say goodbye to those juicy echo-y “MIGRAINE MEDS! TAKE OUR PILLS!” 🎤💥 ads blasting louder than your thirst for content! Governor Gavin Newsom 🤖, the ultimate vibe check defender, just signed a law that turns down the audio volume on those savage commercials! You can say, “THIS IS FINE” 🔥 when July 1, 2026, rolls around. No more ducking for cover when Netflix suddenly transforms into a nightclub for a HEAVILY AUTO-TUNED garage band selling you insurance in 3…2…1… 🎶💰 “So, like, I was tired of every ad sounding like a jet engine taking off!" 😩 said some imaginary dev: "This is literally not it, fam!" #Based In a world where ads invade your peaceful streaming like a raccoon in the trash, we say CEASE AND DESIST! 🤡 But here’s the hottest take 🔥: TV networks will unleash THE ULTIMATE AD INFLATION next—get ready for 30-minute “ad breaks” spun into mini-soaps. Call it STONK soap operas, baby! 💁‍♂️🚀 Share this madness NOW or risk waking up in a world of cringy ads! 💀😳