🔥🚨 ALERT: CA JUST SIGNED A BILL THAT'S *SO* TRANSPARENT, YOU CAN SEE THROUGH THE BS! 🚨🔥 📜💼 Say hello to SB 53, the law that’s got AI companies sweating harder than a long-haired coder in a heatwave!💦 These poor souls are now *required* to spill the tea on their safety practices like they’re at a *family therapy* session! 🤡🔍 🐢💨 California’s Gov. Gavin Newsom, aka the AI Whisperer, just hit them with the “Transparency in Frontier Artificial Intelligence Act.” I mean, it’s about time, fam! How many Skynet jokes do we need before someone decides to put these AIs on a leash? 🤖🐶 📉 Last year, Newsom vetoed a version of this bill ‘cause it was too spicy 🥵 – could’ve burned down the AI innovation hot tub! But now with SB 53, the bar is set low enough that even a snail with a laptop could hop over it! 🐌💻 💬 “We thought we were making stonks, but now we’re just dodging regulatory bullets!” - Some fictional developer in a Zoom meeting we all wish we could unsee. 😂💰 So what’s next? 🤔 I’m predicting a future where Siri has a lawyer, and every robot is forced to take an ethics class before they can turn my lights off! 🚀🙌 Buckle up, folks – It’s either gonna be fireworks or a cringe fest! 🌟💀