💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS*: California vs. The World! 🌎💀 So, California is basically the car cops of the U.S. 🚔💨, but guess what? The Big Mad (aka Trump) pulled a fast one, yanking their emissions superpowers like it's an oversharing ex at a party. 😂🕺 Now, seventeen states are like "WAAAHHH, what do we do without our Cali waivers?!" - and you know they’re clutching their eco-friendly pillows at night! One developer was heard muttering, “This is fine,” while sipping on his oat milk, *knowing* they might have to make gas guzzlers great again. 🤡💔 It's a battle royale of green vs. mean, and states are scrambling like they're on a TikTok dance challenge to save their climate goals. 💃🌱 But like: Can we just give every state a time machine and send them back to when 'clean air' was actually a *thing*? 🤖💭 In a shocking twist, we expect a viral TikTok trend called “Gas Car Drop Challenge” where people dumpster dive for pre-2035 gas guzzlers. Stonks 📈📉, or cringe? Only time will tell! 🔥🤯 **Hot Take**: California just might invent a *new* gas-powered car that runs on pure internet outrage – call it the “Voices of Seething Eco-Warriors Edition.” Buckle up, fam, this is gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💥