🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: C3.ai is in full-on “What do we do now?” mode! Thomas Siebel, the legend who thought he could zen out AI 🤖🌈, just ghosted the CEO chair and left the company begging for a private investor like it’s on the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕😱. 💰 So, what’s their plan? Sell themselves on the tech Tinder of investors or just start a GoFundMe for "C3: The AI That Could"? 🤔💸 “Yo, bro, we need cash ASAP” – leaked developer quote coming in hot 🔥. I can see it now: “Swipe right if you believe in AI stonks!” 📈💔 But for real, fam, their stock is down more than my self-esteem after scrolling through TikTok at 3 AM 😩📉. A whopping 54% drop in 2025! Is this a tech company or a theme park for sad clowns? 🎪🤡 Meanwhile, somewhere in the galaxy, Siebel is probably chilling with the galactic brain gang, saying, “This is fine,” while sipping his soy latte 🛸✨. So get ready, because in 2026, C3.ai might just pivot to selling AI-generated crypto cat memes, and I’m here for the chaos! 🚀🌀🔥 #FuturePrediction: C3.ai becomes the next big meme coin, and suddenly investor interest skyrockets! No cap!💥💎