🚨 Buckle up, fam! We got some spicy tea brewing over at C3.ai! ☕💀 So, get this: their Q1 revenue just took a fat 19% nosedive! We're talking $70.3M—like, did they forget to turn on their AI? 🤖💸 Former CEO Thomas Siebel just got yeeted outta there faster than your last Tinder date, and now we got Stephen Ehikian stepping up. Gotta be a tough gig when your resume reads “previously not managing a sinking ship.” 😂🛳️💥 And the stock? YIKES! 🚀💥 Plummeted 11% after hours—like, is it a tech company or a rollercoaster ride? 🎢 Investors be like, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T STONK?” 📉💔 “C3.ai is now investing in strategic AI solutions,” said a *totally real* developer who just saw their paycheck. *“Our AI can predict revenue losses, clearly... not!”* 💀 This is fine, though. Just a normal day in the realm of tech chaos! 🤡🔥 Hot take? In 2025, C3.ai will get rebranded as “AI-2.0” because they’ll be selling home cleaning bots that can’t clean their own financial mess. 🤡🚀💰 Who’s in for that ride?! ✌️