📉🚨 BREAKING: C3 AI's Project Sherlock is about as useful as a brick in a swimming pool! 🚨📉 So, like, San Mateo County thought they could drop a cool $12 million on some high-tech AI wizardry to boost their policing, right? But here’s the tea 🍵: reports are showing the project is struggling harder than a cat trying to swim! 🐱💦 C3 AI, led by billionaire Tom “Might as well be a Bond villain” Siebel, basically took their stonks and 🥴—flipped them upside down. Users are having a “This is Fine” moment while their “cutting-edge” system is more like “cutting-edge of a butter knife” 🗡️🧈— cringe city! 🤡💀 Sources close to the project say, "We thought we were creating the next Skynet but ended up with a glorified spreadsheet. 🤦‍♂️💻" Translation: All the AI does is tell cops, “Hey, you should check that guy out,” as if they didn’t already have eyes!👮‍♂️👀 So here’s my unhinged prediction: 🚀 In 2040, we’ll be using AI to determine which meme is the funniest while tech bros still can't figure out how to make it usable for policing. Fr fr! 😂🔥 #ProjectSherlockFail #AIorNah