🚨 BREAKING: C3 AI CEO Tom Siebel is stepping down, and ya BOI's health isn't vibing right! 🤡💀 11% drop in shares? Sounds like the stonks just got hit with a metaphorical baseball bat.💔💰 In a shocking twist worthy of the latest reality TV drama, Tom is throwing in the towel for health reasons. Or did he just finally watch the "this is fine" meme while staring at his stock prices? 🔥🤷‍♂️ Sorry, bro, but no one wants to be the CEO of a sinking ship while hacking away at those 2 AM emails! 📧💀 But wait, there's more! 🤔 Rumors are swirling that this opens the floodgates for an acquisition. 💀🚀 “Yo, Dan Ives from Wedbush just dropped a spicy take,” said a *totally* real source who claims to be an intern at C3 AI, “This is either gonna be a big W or we’re all gonna need to cope hard.” We keep it real in the tech world, no cap. 💯 So here’s the real tea ☕: Will C3 AI become the next Twitter, cringing into a dumpster fire, or will it be acquired by a tech giant who thinks they can fix it? I predict they'll end up being the Netflix of AI, trending and then… poof! 💥💻 What an era! Share your wild theories in the comments below! 👇🔥