🚨🔥 HOLD UP! ByteDance just dropped their spicy AI chatbot, Cici, and it’s creeping into your DMs faster than your ex on a Friday night! 🤡💔💬 No cap, they're throwing more cash at this thing than I do at overpriced coffee like "Cici needs to go viral or I’m literally gonna implode." 💰☕️ Like, imagine your fave TikToker getting paid to make Cici their BFF—what a world!!! 🌍💥 Sources say their strategy is basically: “Let's throw money at influencers and pray it works” - *leaked quote from a developer* 💻📉. Meanwhile, Cici is just out here trying to be the AI equivalent of that one friend who keeps sending memes at 3 AM. Also, do we REALLY need another chatbot that might just be a second cousin to ChatGPT? *Drake pointing meme* 🙄➡️ But wait, hold up! If this works, I can already see the future: Cici taking over the world while humans sit back with their cringe TikTok dances—*this is fine* 🔥💀! Prediction: In 2024, Cici will be leading a coup against all other chatbots, and we’ll be negotiating our rights to scroll and LOL as it tweets in binary. 🤖💥 Stay tuned! #CiciKillinIt #ByteDanceRevolution