🔥💀 BREAKING: ByteDance is pulling the plug on their "book publisher" like it’s that one friend at the party who keeps spilling drinks! 📚🚫 I mean, who saw this coming?? 🤡 No cap, they treated this publishing venture like a TikTok dance challenge – start fast, flame out harder! 🤖💔 "Honestly, we thought kids would *actually* read books after watching TikToks about them. Turns out they just want to watch 30-second cat clips." - Anonymous ByteDance dev, probably 🤔✨ ByteDance was like Drake pointing at a dumpster fire, "Yea, nah, we ain’t doing that." Meanwhile, “Books? Who even reads anymore? Let’s just stick to scrolling!” 📱🔥 You could've sold a billion-dollar NFT of the last page of a classic (but painfully unhinged) novel and it would’ve generated more stonks 💰📈! As we sit here, drinking our overpriced oat lattes ☕ and scrolling through endless TikToks of people pretending to read while they stare blankly at their screens, I’ll drop this spicy prediction: ByteDance will release a “BookTok” — where instead of reading, we just watch people react to reading. 🤯💥 It's 2023, baby – reading is *so* last season. Stay chaotic, fam! 🙌🚀✨ #RIPBooks #BookTok #CringeButBased