🚨🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING FULL MATRIX! 🚨🚨 🥸💻 So, it looks like ByteDance—yep, the people who brought you TikTok dances and 15-second puppies—are slapping together some fancy MR goggles. 👓 You know, because who doesn’t want to look like a mix between a 90s sci-fi villain and your grandma? 😂💀 But hold up! These bad boys are tethered to a “compute puck,” which sounds like something from a Black Mirror episode. Is it a puck that computes, or just a high-tech fancy cheese plate? 🧀🤔 🔌Sources tell me the team is deep in the lab 🧪 working on CUSTOM CHIPS! I bet they’re just slapping “ByteDance” stickers on old potato chips and calling it innovation, no cap. 💯 🔥**Leaked Developer Quote:** “We envision a future where users can *literally* escape TikTok’s comment section... but they’ll still be connected to the servers for snacks and likes! Stonks!” 💰🤖 As MR competition heats up like my Wi-Fi after 10 PM, get ready for a world where everyone is wearing goggles that turn them into TikTok influencers in 10 seconds flat. 📈 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Brace yourselves—2024 will be the year we ALL live inside ByteDance’s goggles and fight for who gets to use the bathroom first! 🌌💩 Share or you’re missing the future! 🤡✔️