🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🎉: ByteDance employees discover they’re in a covert Singapore unit, and NO ONE TOLD THEM! 😂💀 Imagine being the chip designer chilling in Beijing, vibing with your ramen 🍜, and BOOM! You find out your life’s work is under the Singapore sun ☀️! Like, what’s next? Are we all actually part of a dystopian reality show? 📺👁️ 👀 Sources from within (definitely not my uncle’s neighbor who works in tech) leaked this spicy tea: “Yo, I thought I was making TikTok’s algorithm, not playing the Singapore Lotto!” 💸😱 Also, the workers are out here like 🤔 Drake pointing at the “I work hard” meme, while ByteDance is laughing all the way to the Stonks 🚀📈! This is the real-life version of “This is fine” 🐶🔥 but with chips and code! So, here’s the unhinged hot take: 🤖💣 In a few months, we’ll all be working for ByteDance 2.0, where AI takes over your job and tells you how to TikTok your way through a workday. You think I'm joking? Just wait until your toaster becomes your new boss! 🤡🔮 Share this chaos with your coworkers—#SnackChipGate is brewing! 🍟🤯