🚗💨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: BYD GIVES YOU FREE CAR DAMAGE IF ITS SELF-PARK SYSTEM FREESTYLES INTO A WALL!* 🤡💀 In a bold move that screams "hold my battery," the Chinese EV legends at BYD just dropped a nuke on the self-parking game. 💣💪 They've officially said, “Yo, if our self-parking saga turns into a bumper car tournament, we got you fam!” 💸💰 Yup, that’s right! They’re claiming they're rockin’ a Level 4 autonomous parking system. All this while I’m still struggling to parallel park like it’s a video game from 2002. 🎮👾 Meanwhile, over in Stuttgart, Mercedes-Benz is like, "Cool story, bro," only allowing its self-parking to work at the airport garage. 😂✈️ No cap, that’s like flexing your gym gains but only lifting paperweights! And while Tesla is out here tweeting about **"Full Self-Driving"** like Elon just discovered fire 🔥, it's still serving Level 2 vibes—meaning you better be ready to channel your inner stunt driver if things go south. 🚗💨 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just want to see how many of these things can fit in one parking spot. #ChallengeAccepted” 🤣 EPIC PREDICTION: BYD will revolutionize car insurance and soon, you'll buy a BYD just to crash in style.💥🚗💔 The future of parking is here, and it's ready to throw hands! #Stonks 💥🔮