🚨💤 WAKE UP, FOLKS! Your wallets are screaming NO CAP! 💸💸 Samsung just dropped its new Galaxy Z Flip 7 FE that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in a dark room. 😴🔥 It’s cheaper, sure, but that’s just corporate code for “you’re getting a shiny brick” 🧱. These devices might have slimmed down like your uncle on a juice cleanse, but, fr fr, is that really worth the price tag? Let’s be real: If you're buying this thing at full price, you might as well throw your money out the window while shouting, “STONKS!” 💰🙃. “We listened to the fans,” a Samsung dev typed as he sipped overpriced cold brew, “but did we hear them tho?” 🤔🤖 Meanwhile, tech bros out here flexing their new folds like they just solved world hunger: 🥴👀. This is fine, they say, as they ignore the raging dumpster fire of buyer's remorse creeping in behind them. 🔥💀 So hold up and think: Why buy an FE when you can get the whole FEELING of regret for 100% off by not buying it at all? 📉🔥 Prediction: In 2024, the Z Flip 8 will come with a built-in “don’t buy this” warning that nobody will read, and we’ll all giggle as we pay $2,000 for a device that flips. #ThisIsFine 🤡🚀