🚨🛒 **BREAKING: Amazon Returns in 2025 - The Ultimate 'Regret' Guide for Prime Day Survivors!** 🔥💀 So, you went FULL SEND on Prime Day and now your house looks like an episode of *Hoarders*? 😱👀 Don’t sweat it, fam! We’ve got the 411 on returning all those impulse buys that screamed "You NEED this!" but turned into "I'm GONNA cry." 😭💸 **Here's the tea ☕**: In 2025, returning your Amazon stuff will be THRICE the hassle! It’s basically like trying to cancel a gym membership — just impossible, fr fr. 🤦‍♂️💔 But *fear not*, as we boldly unveil the secret sauce to getting your money back! 1. 📦 First off, locate your package — it could be in Narnia by now. 2. 🔍 Open the Amazon app and unleash your inner detective; find the return button (hint: it's hidden like your hopes and dreams). 3. Cut a hole in time and space to access that return label, cause who needs reality anyway? 🚀✂️ 4. Mail it, and maybe throw in a small prayer to the shipping gods. 🙏📬 *Leaks from "inside" Amazon?* 🤖 “At this point, we just hope people forget they ordered six waffle irons. Stonks are up!” - Some poor Amazon intern 🔥 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: In 2026, every return will require you to dance with an Alexa while reciting Shakespeare. *Cope and seethe*, my dudes. The future is wild! 😂💃 Get your cringe on and share this madness!