🚨💥 STOP RIGHT THERE! Before you drop your hard-earned 💰 on that fancy Qi2 25W wireless charger designed for your Pixel 10 Pro XL (or whatever Apple’s throwing at us next), let me hit you with some REALITY 💀💀💀! First off, you’re being SCAMMED! That 25W charger is about as exciting as watching paint dry 🚪😴. You think you're zooming into the future? Nah fam, it’s a glorified hot plate that charges your phone slower than your grandma’s dial-up! 🤣 Imagine your phone whispering: "Hey man, I know you're trying to max out that sweet battery 💪, but I’m stuck in this Qi2 purgatory! Send help!" 🥲 Here's the tea 🍵: just get the 'slower' one. Your phone won't know the difference, and neither will your wallet! 🤑 📢 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "The only thing faster than the Qi2 is the rate at which users are returning it." - Some poor soul in a dark room 🤖✨ So let’s face it—this whole wireless charging trend is a massive cope talk 🙄. Stonks are down on the Qi2 like it’s the Titanic 🚢. 🔥🔥 Calling it now: In 2024, we’ll be charging our phones with the power of our own tears. No cap! 🤪💧 #WirelessChargingIsOverParty