🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Video game purchases are now as confusing as trying to explain NFTs to your grandma! ⚡️💸 I pulled out my ancient Nintendo 3DS because I was feeling nostalgic, bro 🤓. While I was jamming to the sweet 3D pixel vibes of Majora's Mask and BoxBoy, I cried a little inside thinking about today's gaming disaster 🥲. It’s like I opened a Pandora’s Box of overpriced DLCs, subscriptions, and a Game Pass that’s practically a mortgage payment! 🏡💔 Microsoft just announced their latest price hike for Game Pass, and let me tell you, I felt that in my wallet 😱💰. Like, bro, who needs a Netflix subscription for video games? This isn't "The Last of Us"—it’s "The Last of My Bank Account"! 😂💀 🔥 Developer leaked quote: "Honestly, we were planning on making a fighting game, but then we thought, 'What if we just charged more for less?'" - Me, pretending to be a Microsoft dev. 🤖 So here’s my hot take: soon enough, gaming will come with a side of crypto and some dark web links. 💀 If you want to play games, just start mining Dogecoin and hope for the best! To infinity and beyond! 🚀💸 Share this before the price goes up…again! 🚀🎮💸