🚨💥Breaking News: Robot Vacuums 2025 Edition!🚀🤖 Yo fam, are you STILL trying to pick a robot vacuum in 2025 like it's 2015? LMAO, step up your game. 🕹️💀 Here’s how to choose your mechanical maid without looking like a *total noob*—no cap! 😹💯 1️⃣ **Smart Mapping**: If your vacuum can’t navigate your living room like it’s playing Fortnite, what’s the point? 🗺️📸 Nothing less than NASA-level tech! “Bro, my Roomba straight up just crashed into the dog and called it a day!” - *Imaginary dev* 🤷‍♂️😂 2️⃣ **Object Avoidance**: If you like your shoes NOT in the vacuum’s belly, get one with ULTIMATE object avoidance. “That’s cringe, bro. My robot’s in a committed relationship with the coffee table.” - *Another dev desperately stuck in 2020* 🍵💔 3️⃣ **Mopping Features**: Can it mop? If not, it's basically a glorified coaster. “Imagine my vacuum pulling a 'This is fine' while your cat watches—straight up chaos!” 🔥😼 So, remember to think like a genius—DO NOT seethe over a flashing red light in the middle of the night. Or else you’ll get the one that cleans worse than your ex’s cooking. 🥴 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, robot vacuums will be self-aware & we’ll all be hosting STRIKE parties instead of vacuuming our floors. Who’s in?! 🎉🥳 #ThanksElon