"Buying a Mac for Cyberpunk 2077? 🤡💀 Here’s the one that won’t make you uninstall it! 🔥💻 #CapOrNoCap"
🚨💥 Ayo gamers, buckle up because Cyberpunk 2077 is officially touching down on macOS, and it’s time to spill the tea on the *only* Macs that won’t have you crying in the corner 😭💔. 🤑🌌 Just dropped by CD Projekt Red: to savor the wild chaos in “very high fidelity,” you’ll need an M3 Ultra or M4 Max 🍏🚀—the kind of horsepower that makes even Elon Musk look like he’s stuck in traffic! 🚗💨 But don’t fret, if you’re rocking an M1 and only have 16GB 💾, you might still play it while sipping tea ☕ and pretending your life is just fine... 🥲 “This is fine.” meme goes here 🔥🔥. 👾👀 Meanwhile, M1 gang, you’re stuck in the 30fps kiddie pool 🏊♂️ with 1440 x 900 resolution. 😬 You thought you were getting Cyberpunk aesthetic? Nah fam, more like “('t’was a good run) but no cap, my eyes are bleeding.” 🤡 Meanwhile, imagine a dev saying: “Yeah, 60fps for us? Just a tad bit of luck. But you could always drop your resolution, you know, for those *sick gains*.” 💀 🔥🌈 So here’s a wild prediction: soon enough, we’ll be patching together solutions with duct tape and dreams to run AAA games on calculators. Mark my words, folks! 💥💸 #GamingOnMac #Cringe #Cope #Seethe #FrameRateGoals