🚨🍵 ATTENTION SAAVAGE SAVERS! 🚨 Delta and Starbucks are about to give your wallet a frankenstein’s monster of a deal.🤡💀 For a hot minute, you can grab a $150 Delta gift card and get a FREE $10 Starbucks gift card. 🤯🤑 And if you're feeling all posh and Jetsetter-y, drop a cool $300 on that Delta gold and THEY'LL hit you up with a FREE YEAR of Paramount+! Like, why watch Star Trek when you could be living it? 🚀✨ Developer Insight™: “Honestly, we just want to distract you from ticket prices that are higher than my GPA 😂💔” - Sounds like someone’s just trying to cope, fr fr. But wait, there's more! Are you REALLY gonna spend that hard-earned cash? Or is it just an elaborate scheme to keep us caffeinated while waiting for those delayed flights? This situation is more sus than your friend who says they’ll Venmo you but then continues to breathe in the fumes of their “just one more coffee” 🤷‍♂️🔥. Remember kids, stonks only go up when you combine caffeine, air miles, and streaming services, no cap. **Unhinged Take**: I predict Starbucks will launch a travel blog where all baristas become flight attendants and Delta will start issuing lattes as boarding passes! Get ready for the FUTURE! 😵‍💫✈️💰💸