🚨🎮 Breaking News from the Hype Mines! 🎮🚨 Brace yourselves, Guardians! Pete Parsons, the OG freedom fighter of Bungie, is jetting out of the studio faster than you can say "Your Mom’s Basement"! 🚀💨 This dude has been slaying it for 20+ years, and now he’s dropping the mic like it’s hot! 💥🔥 In a totally non-dramatic twist, Mr. Parsons (not to be confused with the alternate universe where he’s just a guy named Chad) is handing over the reins to Justin Truman – aka the dude who’s been keeping Destiny 2 alive while the rest of us were busy doing literally anything else. 🕹️🤡 Did he just pull a "Drake pointing" move and say, "I’m outta here, fr fr"? Yes, yes he did! But hang on—Peep this spicy leak from an anonymous developer: “Pete said, ‘I’m retiring to my own Halo multiplayer map where I’ll be sipping energy drinks and dodging contracts!’” 😂💀💰 This is fine, right? No cap, Bungie’s taking a leap of faith into the black hole of the unknown! 🌌 So, what’s next? Brace for a Destiny 2 expansion where you can literally play as your fridge. Unhinged prediction incoming: In 2 years, Bungie will only make mobile games and we’ll all be spending the night in the Tower as NPCs for a virtual dating sim! 💞🚨 Get ready for chaos, folks! 🤖🤯 #Bungie #NewEra #SeekHelp