🚨💔💸 *BREAKING*: Bumble just decided to *bee* a little less buzzy — laying off 30% of its workforce! That’s like if 240 heart-eyed emojis just poofed into the void! 🤡💀 No cap, Bumble is officially transformed into a *single* app. 😬✨ Once upon a time, this dating app was flaunting an $8 BILLION glow-up, only to crash harder than a Tinder date gone wrong! 🚀🔥 Now the bees are worth about as much as my hopes of finding love—basically zero 🤮💔. Whitney Wolfe Herd is back as CEO after an “epic” cameo in the “I’m just here for the drama” series. She’s out here trying to turn around a sinking ship, claiming they’re focused on “core business” while hiding behind their new safety tool like it’s an emotional support animal. 🐾👮‍♀️ Leaked developer chat: 🐝Dev1: “Yo, are we running a dating app or a ghost town?” 🐝Dev2: “At this rate, we’ll just be selling ID badges!” 😵 Here's my unhinged prediction: In a year, Bumble will pivot to a DEATHMATCH dating app. *Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of puns!* So it’s time to *Buzz Off* or dodge the cringe! 🥴💀💰 #BumbleNutz #SwipeLeftOnJobLoss