🤡💥 BREAKING: Bumble is about to become BUMBLE-ble! 🚨💔 That's right, my lonely hearts—a whopping 30% of their workforce is getting ghosted faster than your last Tinder date! 🤣💀 Apparently, things got so heated over there that they decided to cut down their relationship drama by 240 employees! Talk about breaking up with your favorite app! 💔➡️📉 So, what went wrong? Did they run out of bees? 🐝 Or is it because their user base is now officially a “Stonks” meme gone wrong? 📉📉 Developer quote alert 🔥: “I guess when our users swiped left on actual commitment, we thought it was time to swipe left on some employees, amirite?” 🤷‍♂️ But wait, did you hear the buzz? This news is like the last dregs of a bad date—awkward and sad, but somehow the memes make it worthwhile. 💰🚀 Remember when they promised to help you find someone special? Now it’s just about finding someone to pay their bills! 😂💸 🌩️ In an unhinged prediction: Within the next month, Bumble's gonna drop a “date ’n’ dash” feature that allows you to swipe right on dinner, but left on paying. Cope and seethe, baby! This is *not* your grandma's dating app anymore! 🤖💔🔥 #BumbleBeeGone 🐝💔