🚨💔 Attention, my lonely hearts! 💔🚨 Buckle up for Bumble’s latest brainchild: the "Dating Advice Hub." Because if you’ve ever felt like your love life is a dumpster fire 🔥🚮, who better to save you than a *third-party* panel of self-proclaimed experts? 😅 Imagine this: Swiping through Bumble like 🥷🏻💔, and instead of finding your soulmate or that one person from high school who does taxes now, you get hit with 20 COUNSELING SESSIONS delivered by people who probably just Googled “How to date” 😂. 🤖💔 "Just call me the Cupid of the content farms!" ☁️👼 Leaked quote from Bumble's Chief Advice Officer (aka the dude who just graduated with a psychology degree from a *for-profit* school). “No cap, we’re basically like Dr. Phil but with more swiping!” 🙃💰 But wait—didn’t we just get over the “Giving relationship advice online is basically a stonks meme”? 📈💸 Well, apparently not. The only thing this hub will affect is your sanity. 🙈 So, here’s my hot take: within a week, someone’s gonna write a blog about how this advice ruined their love life. You heard it here first! 💯🔥 *Cue the drama!* #Bumble #AdviceHub #TheMoreYouKnow 🤡👀