🚀💰 ATTENTION, CRYPTO NERDS & STONKS CHADZ! 💰🚀 Hold onto your hats, because Bullish just dropped a tomato-sauce level heatwave 🌊💥! They vaulted 143% to $90 like they were on a SpaceX rocket fueled by Elon’s regrets (you feel me?!) after their NYSE debut! 📈🔥 From a measly IPO price of $37, these shares just pulled off a glow-up worthy of a TikTok transformation challenge! #CleanUpCrew 💅 Sources say their IPO was more than 20 TIMES oversubscribed. I don't know about you, but that’s like trying to get into a club and there’s only room for 10 but 200 people are screaming “WE’RE GOING TO THE MOON!” 🌕💫. In a *leaked* dev chat, one developer was heard saying: “Bro, the shares jumped higher than my last Tinder date's expectations. Can’t wait to explain this to my parents.” 🤣 So here’s the cringey tea ☕️: Bullish is the new crypto golden child, while other exchanges look like they’re stuck in the 2010 basement meme era. No cap. Hot take alert 🚨🔥: Within 12 months, Bullish will either be on Mars or begging for an Elon bailout. But hey, either way, just grab your popcorn 🍿 because this tech drama is JUST getting started, fam! 🤪💀