🚨💰🎉 Y’ALL! Bullish is about to drop more shares than your ex drops bad habits! 💔🤡 These digital wizards (that’s right, they’re not wizards, just tech entrepreneurs) are trying to pull in a fluffy $629.3 MILLION through their IPO while flexing a valuation of $4.2 BILLION. That’s like buying a Lambo with Monopoly money! 🤑🚗💸 But wait, there’s more! They’re selling 20.3 MILLION shares at a spicy price of $28 to $31—yup, just like that overpriced latte you regret but still drink because it’s Monday. ☕💀 *cue sad Drake meme* “Are we just a glorified stock with an emoji for a logo?” – *leaked quote from a Bullish dev* 🤖 I mean, Bullish is literally the CoinDesk boss now. Like, “Hey, let's own the news AND the exchange because why not?!” Talk about flexing harder than your gym bro who just discovered protein powder. 💪🔥 Prediction time: By 2024, this IPO will be the “this is fine” dog meme at a tech conference—but everyone’s just nodding like, “Yeah, it’s cool, bro.” Get ready for the chaos! 🚀💥💸 #STONKS