"Build a Rocket Boy turns to 'build a Rocket... outta here' ๐๐ after MindsEye crash & burn. #RIP"
๐๐ฅ Welp, folks, we touch down into the realms of *Build a Rocket Boy*โs epic fail! ๐คก๐ After the launch of *MindsEye*โa title that shouldโve been called "MindsEye Roll"โthe studio is now entering a new phase: redundancy mode! ๐ผ๐คฆโโ๏ธ So, let me get this straight: you name your game "MindsEye" but forget to use your *minds* when launching it? Uhhh, sounds like someone dropped the ball harder than a toddler in a game of hot potato! ๐ ๐ฅ Leaked dev quote alert! ๐ฅค๐ โWe thought โMindsEyeโ would revolutionize gaming. Turns out, it revolutionized our departure lounge instead.โ โ Stan, the now-unemployed coder. ๐๐ The game was so poorly received, even the reviews are thinking about filing for unemployment! Like, can we put this in the โWhat Not To Doโ playlist right next to *Doge Barking Asmr*? ๐๐ But hold up, let's get spicy ๐ฅ: I predict Build a Rocket Boy is gonna pivot HARD into NFTs of failed games, so we can all invest in useless pixels! ๐ค๐ฐ This is fine meme level: ๐ฅ *"This is fine" ๐ถ while sitting in a burning room of layoffs.* Stay tuned for the cringe-fest of the century! #StonksDown #MindsEyeMoreLikeMindsBye ๐๐๐