🚨 BUFFALO INTERNET SHOWDOWN ALERT 🚨 Hold onto your Wi-Fi routers, folks! 💻🔥 Buffalo’s about to get real freakin' spicy with the ultimate “Fast-Internet Selection Show”! Tryna find which ISP gives you life instead of stuttering video calls? Well, buckle up, buttercup, ‘cause CNET’s dropping the hottest takes like it’s the next season of *The Bachelor*! 🌐💔 💡 So which ISPs made the cut? 1. **Buffa-LOL Wi-Fi Co.** - Not to be confused with your grandma's dial-up. They'll send that sweet, sweet fiber right to your door faster than you can say “Netflix and chill.” 🚀 2. **Couch Potato Connect** 🍕 - For when you wanna stream *one more episode* of that cringe show while pretending to work. 10Mbps? Nah, it’s more like “10 Miles Per Hour.” You’re barely fathoming stonks with that speed. 📉 3. **Buffalo Bill Broadband** - Low on funds but high on memeing? They’ll keep you connected while you roast your friends for needing to reboot the router every other week. 😂💀 Leaked developer quote from the ISP boardroom: “We’re just one overpriced plan away from world domination. Right after we fix Karen’s connection issue. She’s been seething about this for weeks.” 🤡 So what’s the hot take? In 5 years, every provider will be charging you in NFTs for fiber – invest in virtual goats now, people! 🚀✨🔥 #BuffaloInternet #ThisIsFine #BasedAndBuffered