🚀🌕 Yo fam, you ever look up at the sky and think, “Where the FRICK is the moon?” Well, strap in, ‘cause today’s cosmic gossip is all about the moon’s glow-up (or lack thereof) for June 25, 2025! 😱✨ So, apparently, the moon is out here playing hide and seek, like it’s at a rave and forgot the glowsticks. 💀🔦 The lunar cycle is basically an eight-phase reality show where the moon decides whether to shine like a TikTok star or ghost us like that one friend 🙄. For the record, it takes about 29.5 days—just enough time for you to question your life choices while waiting for your favorite show to drop that next episode. 🤡 NASA is like, “Yeah, the sun is lighting up different parts at different times,” while we’re all here trying to figure out why we can’t see our favorite celestial rock. 😤📉 Like, who let the sun bathe the moon in total darkness? 🤦‍♂️ Birth chart vibes? Astrology isn’t even ready for this drama! 🌈✨ In conclusion, will the moon be a full-on stonks moment or just another “this is fine” meme? 😩🔥 Get ready for a lunar revolution, or we riot! Who knows, maybe the moon is secretly plotting to launch a new job application app: “Moonsjobs – Connect with your lunar phases!” 🚀💰 Mark my words, by 2026, the moon will come out with its own skincare line. #GlowUp 💅🌕