🚨 BREAKING: BT Group just went full-on data wizard with Qlik's latest juju! 🧙‍♂️✨ No cap, they're combining structured and unstructured data like a high school couple mixing energy drinks with soda—totally chaotic but low-key exhilarating!💥 Remember last year’s drama? Qlik dropped *unstructured data* like it was a hot mixtape 🎤🔥. Now they’re back, adding structured data into the mix like it's the Avengers assembling. "This feels like leveling up in an RPG," said one Qlik dev (totally didn't make that up, promise 😂). BT Group is practically doing the stonks meme with their analytics right now 📈💸. “We’re just trying not to burn down the data castle,” a BT analyst allegedly said while sipping on some overpriced coffee ☕️🔥. And as for Qlik's *natural language experience*? It’s like Google Translate for your spreadsheets—this is fine, right? 🤔💀 So, what’s next? Brace yourself: I predict the launch of Qlik Twerk—analytics that actually moves to the rhythm of your data! 🚀💃💖 Because who doesn't want their analytics to have *vibes*? Don’t sleep on this; share it before it goes viral and you can say, “I told you so!” 🥳🔥