🚨💀 BREAKING: Bryan Johnson is spending MILLIONS trying to hack longevity, but I think he might just end up in a coffin-shaped capsule instead of living forever! 🤖✨ #ThisIsFine Okay, fam, let's break it down: Mr. "I Wanna Be Immortal" has turned into the ultimate lab rat— 🐀💉 with a life script that’s more complicated than a TikTok dance challenge. We’re talking about supplements that probably cost more than your average car, and scans that’ll have you saying “is this a horror movie or a health update?” 🤡💰 Remember that meme where Drake is saying "nah" to aging gracefully? Yep, that’s Bryan with a side of “no cap, I’d rather be an AI than a grandpa.” 🤔🔥 And what’s with this AI immortality thing?? 🤖 It's like, I’m not sure if the goal is to live forever or just make your bio a trending hashtag! “Longevity script: 98% add-on, 2% life.” - leaked coder quote 💬📜 🔥 BUT WAIT—my *totally serious* prediction? If Bryan manages to dodge the Grim Reaper, next we’re getting "Bryan, The Walking Algorithm," starring in your favorite dystopian tape! 🤯🚀 Share this with your friends if you agree that living forever is cringe but dying on a yacht would be *based*! 😂💀🚤 #StonksToTheGrave