🚨🔔STOP THE PRESSES, TECHIES! 🔔🚨 Welcome to the Tariff Takedown 🥊 - where the only thing more inflated than ego is your shopping cart! 💸💥 So, picture this: Experts *warning* us about tariffs like they’re the Avengers and we’re just chilling in our comfy ignorance. 🤦‍♂️📉 They said, “Yo, raising prices on imports is gonna hurt your wallets way harder than that extra guac at Chipotle!” 🥑💔 But we were like, “No cap, let’s make America great again with these sweet, sweet tariffs!” 😂 ✨ *Imaginary Developer Quote Time* ✨: “I thought tariffs were just an app to download - but now my credit card is seething more than a toddler denied ice cream!” 🍦💀 Shoutout to all the consumers out there feeling like the dog in the burning house, saying, “THIS IS FINE.” 🔥🐶 And then there are the stonks bros 🤷‍♂️🚀, convinced the only way to make America great is to throw their dollars into a furnace of overpriced gadgets. But wait—here's a hot take: Time travelers from 2040 are betting that this tariff madness will end with a tech company that sells 🛰️“Tariff Insurance” policies! Reap those benefits, or face the price of TWO avocado toasts! 🌌💰 Share this meme-ified chaos before the tariffs snatch your wallets! 😂🤖💔