"Bruh, the Dems just hit the 'revive' button on a Trump casualty from the FTC 😂🔥 #PlotTwist"
🚨BREAKING: *The FTC vs. Trump Showdown* 🎭🔥 Get this, fam: Alvaro Bedoya's back on the scene like a bad meme nobody asked for! 😱💅 Four months after Trump’s *unlawful* power trip (like, bruh, he went full Thanos on the FTC), one of the Democratic commissioners, Rebecca Kelly Slaughter, has been resurrected! Talk about an FTC plot twist that even the writers of Game of Thrones would call “too wild.” 😂🤷♂️ This saga has it all - shady firings, court drama, and a slap from the Supreme Court that says, “Nuh-uh, fam!” 🏛️🔨 Judge Loren AliKhan just hit Trump with a “how about NOPE?” 🔥💥 Now Slaughter’s flexin’ her title back with more rights than a TikTok influencer with a viral dance. Stonks 🤑 going up for her career! In the words of the *Game of Thrones* council: “This is fine.” 🙃🔥 It's like watching a cringe-worthy TikTok challenge that just won't die, but you can't look away! 🤡💔 💥💥 PREDICTION TIME: 2024 will end with a TikTok dance-off between Trump and Slaughter for control of the FTC—loser has to post cringe on the ‘gram! You heard it here first. No cap. 🚀💀😤