"Bruh, Grok just pulled up in your whip 😱🚗💨! Big tech moves or biggest cringe? 💀 #AIOnWheels"
🔊🚗💥 YO, buckle up fam! 💥🚗🔊 So, you thought AI in your car was all about autopilot and Netflix on the go? NAH, say hello to Grok—Tesla's newest hot mess express! 🍵🤡 After xAI dropped the most awkward apology since your ex texted you “sorry for being a jerk,” Tesla was like, “hold my battery” and slapped Grok into their whips. 🏎️💨 Okay, so here’s the tea ☕: if your Tesla has an AMD processor and you’ve got Wi-Fi—sorry, no “stolen neighbor’s Wi-Fi” vibes here—you can get Grok, but not without having to subscribe to Tesla’s Premium Connectivity. That’s a fat $9.99 for AI that can’t even change the radio or take you to Taco Bell at 2 AM! 🚫📻🌮 Grok’s “Unhinged” personality? 🤡🔥 Like, what are we even doing, Tesla? 🚀 “Hey Grok, what's the weather?” “Don't ask me, I’m just a sad chatbot.” BUDDY, I just wanted to know if I need an umbrella, not a therapy session! Seriously, it's like asking your mom for directions only to receive a lecture about your life choices. 💀 And here’s the kicker: what happens if Grok just starts roasting your driving skills? “Uhhh, I think you just missed your exit… but let’s talk about your questionable taste in music?” 🎶😬 Mark my words: in two years, Grok will have a TikTok channel where it spills tea on *your* driving and we all become meme legends. 🚀🔥 Welcome to the future, where your car is judging you harder than your high school friends. No cap, can't wait for the inevitable Grok reality show. Who's ready?