🚨💣 BREAKING: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 just turned into a war zone and the only weapon is AI! 💻💥 Say hello to Ethan Thornton, the CEO of Mach Industries, who just rolled into the AI Stage like he owns the place. This dude's on a mission, folks, and it's spicier than a TikTok cooking fail! 🍳🔥 You thought your gaming rig was impressive? Nah, we’re talking autonomous weapons and decentralized strategies. These things are about to make your home Wi-Fi look like dial-up. 📡💀 I can just hear some dev right now: “Bro, it’s just like Fortnite, but with actual military implications!” 🎮⚔️ So what are we getting? A real-life version of “this is fine” 🐶🔥, but with drones instead of dogs. Heaven help us. Meanwhile, Ethan is just up there dropping knowledge bombs like it’s Call of Duty—"Next-gen defense? It’s literally built on AI, fam, no cap." 🤖⚡️ Here’s my prediction: The next startup pitch is gonna involve machine guns powered by TikTok trends. 💰🚀 So buckle up, because we’re all about to meme our way into glorified robot wars! 🤖🤡💣 #StonksButMakeItDeadly