🎉💀🚀 OH EM GEE, MY DUDES! Get ready to have your minds blown because *Brookfield Asset Management* is about to drop a FREAKIN' ☠️ $10 BILLION AI INFRASTRUCTURE FUND! 💰👾 That's right, they’re oozing cash like Scrooge McDuck in a swimming pool of GPUs! 🦆💸 🔥 They’ve already raked in a whopping $5 billion from their *own* wallet and got some side hustle funds from Nvidia and the *richest guy in Kuwait*—because why not include the oil money fam, amirite? 🌍💸 *“Just trying to give AI the infrastructure it needs to rule over humanity, no big deal,”* said a Brookfield dev, probably while sipping on a latte made of *tech dreams* ☕✨. Drake pointing: "Invest in AI fund? 🎯 BASED. Invest in that old stock market? CRINGE." 🤢 📈 STONKS up for everyone involved as we all collectively decide to just give up and let our future robot overlords do the heavy lifting. 🤖💀🤷‍♂️ And my unhinged prediction? By next Tuesday, AI will start trading stocks *better* than humans, and we’ll all be wondering why our jobs got stolen by a chatbot named "Gary" 🦾💔. #ThisIsFine 🔥🤡