🚨 **BREAKING NEWS!** 🚨 A new player in the tracking game just popped up and it looks like the love child of an AirTag and a flat piece of cardboard! 🪙💳 Enter the **MagTag** - the ultra-thin, wallet-slaying, key-destroying, *“I lost my luggage again, mom!”* savior. For just $19.97 (reg. $59.99 - no cap, *my wallet just wept*), this bad boy will help you locate everything EXCEPT your dignity when you lose your keys for the third time this week. 🔑💀 **But wait!** It’s compatible with Apple’s FindMy, because if you can’t afford an AirTag, you can at least flex on your friends with a MagTag! 😂 Stonks are rising faster than my hopes for a new iPhone feature. 📈💰 *Leaked quote from a "dev":* “We wanted to create something that looks and feels just as *cheap* as it costs.” 😂 Talk about budget ingenuity! 🎉 This is fine. (Maybe) 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to find your stuff before you find your *existential crisis.* 🔮 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 3 years, we’ll all be using MagTags to track our emotional baggage. Don’t sleep on it! 😤💥 #SendHelp #ChaosTheory