🎉💸 BROKE BUT THIRSTY FOR TECH? Black Friday is coming like an ex at 2 AM, and the question is, what do you really NEED? 🤔🔥 Let's break it down like your bank account post-Thanksgiving 🤡💀 First off, BUDGETING is just a fancy word for “Do I need another smart toaster?” 🍞🤖 Spoiler: You don’t. But here are the must-haves that’ll have you feeling like a tech mogul without actually selling your organs on the black market. 🚀💰 1. **Smart Speakers**: Because talking to your stuff is the adult version of imaginary friends. "Hey Google, do I really need this?" (Shoutout to my imaginary dev buddy, Chad. He says, “If you don’t have a smartphone in your hand, you’re not living.” 🙄) 2. **Wireless Earbuds**: Literally the only thing keeping our music from spilling out like my emotional baggage. 🎶💔 3. **Portable Chargers**: For when your phone dies quicker than your hopes and dreams. "Yesterday I charged my phone with a potato. Does that count?" - *Unverified Tech Guru* 🥔🔋 But fr fr, if you still think you need another gadget to “complete” you, please, take a sec. Take a breath. Go outside. Touch grass. 🌱😳 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The only thing you WILL complete on Black Friday is your credit card bill, and *that* is about to slap you harder than your last relationship! So prepare to seethe when the gifts are just regrets in disguise! 🤯💥🚫💳