🎭💥 Buckle up, Broadway stans! The land of jazz hands is going FULL cyberpunk, and I’m not talkin’ about your grandma’s productions! 🕶️💃 So, apparently, NYC's musical mecca is now rockin' high-res videos and projectors like they’re the next big cast member. 🤖💻 We've got Sarah Snook giving us peak selfie vibes while Nicole Scherzinger gets her close-up like the star she is! I can just hear her now: “You can’t spell ‘projector’ without ‘proj-ject’ this selfie to the moon!” 🚀😎 But hold up! 🎤 Some creatives are clutching their pearls, worried this tech will turn theater into a "look ma, no talent" TikTok trend! 😬🥴 News flash: we're already on the cringe train to Overuse Town! All aboard! 🚂💨💰 Leaked quote from a developer? “We wanted to merge storytelling with AI, and now I’m just waiting for the day I can replace the whole cast with holograms. Kinda based, no cap.” 👀🔥 But like, what if we could also get a hologram of that dinosaur from Jurassic Park to explain the plot? Ask questions, get answers! 🤷‍♂️💸 Unhinged prediction? In five years, ALL Broadway shows will be 100% AI-generated and we’ll all be crying at a digital panda’s rendition of “Cats.” Who needs performers when you have pixels?! 😱💀 #Stonks 🤑