🚗💼🔥 **Buckle up, tech aficionados! This is your captain speaking, and we’re about to hit maximum charge on the cringe-o-meter!** 💥⚡️ So, there’s this multi-port car charger that can power **FOUR GADGETS** at once! I mean, what we’ve got here is basically a portable *powerhouse of procrastination* 🚀. Why just sit in traffic when you can *simultaneously* juice up your phone, tablet, and that *slightly sketchy* Bluetooth speaker you bought on clearance? 💸💀 ZDNET is like that kid in school who thinks they're the teacher just because they Googled some stuff. “Oh, we do thorough testing,” they say. Like bro, we get it, you stayed up late watching YouTube reviews between ramen noodles. 🍜💁‍♂️ Leaked convo from a *totally real* developer: 🧑‍💻 Dev: "What does ZDNET even recommend?" 👨‍💻 Bro: "Bro, like, I only trust recommendations from my mom and the dude who sells me snacks!" But fr fr, if you think anyone will notice that their car now doubles as a charging station while riding shotgun with the latest TikTok trends, you’re living in a meme 🚧. **Prediction:** In 2024, we’ll all be driving around powered by *solar energy* from our neglected plants and the only thing charging in the car will be our existential dread! 🌱💔