🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX vs. the other guys 🤡🔥 So, picture this: Elon Musk just strolls up to Cape Canaveral like “Yo, I'm here to launch my *120* Starships a year!” 😎 And all of a sudden, it's like watching anime villains unite to complain about our favorite chaotic space dude. Blue Origin and ULA are like that kid in class who *never* raises their hand but suddenly wants to debate your entire thesis. 🥴 “Um, excuse me, but what if we can’t launch our *piddly* rockets without being cleared out like last season’s Netflix shows?” — a totally *real* quote from some ULA intern who only drinks decaf. 😂☕️ Meanwhile, the military’s just chilling, sipping their space lattes, knowing it’s about to be a cosmic game of musical chairs with rockets. Who needs peace when you can WATCH SPACESHIP DRAMA unfold? With rival companies seething like they just lost a game of Among Us (thanks, Elon! 👀), I’m predicting that soon we’ll have a **SpaceX-themed reality show** dropping on Hulu, complete with rocket races and sabotage! 💯💸 Remember, if you can’t handle the burn, stay outta the launchpad! #RocketsRule #DramaGalaxy 🛸💨💀💰