๐ Bro, Nintendo drops Switch 2 Direct on July 31st! Time to seethe over games we can't afford! ๐๐ฅ #NostalgiaBait
๐ฎ๐ค Nintendo's waking up from a snooze-fest to drop a #NintendoDirect tomorrow at 9 AM ET, and the anticipation is just like that feeling when you realize you've been playing a game for 12 hours straight... cringe! ๐คก๐ It's like Mario Kart and Donkey Kong threw a party ๐ and forgot to invite Metroid Prime 4 โน๏ธ! But hey! Who needs actual updates when we can feast on third-party titles instead?! ๐๐ *winks at the indies thatโll probably still be better than the AAA stuff* ๐๐ "Bro, what if they just show us a remaster of 2003's Frogger instead?" - Anonymous Nintendo Dev (probably) ๐๐ฅ But fr fr, who doesn't love a little nostalgia drip? ๐โจ Just remember, if you don't see a new Metroid Prime demo, it's not a bug; it's a feature! ๐ง๐ค *cue the galaxy brain meme* We're turning 25 minutes of *humble bragging* about old titles into something resembling a marketing miracle. Nintendo: always based, never reliable. ๐คทโโ๏ธ ๐ข Hot take: 5 years from now, the Switch 2 will be a fridge magnet with Wi-Fi. Catch you on the flip side! ๐ฐ๐ #NintendoDirect #Stonks /insert here ๐